During lunch I check my iPhone for news etc. Today's news says the whole world's gone crazy...
On CNN, there was a story about an Iran cleric who says 'promiscuous women cause earthquakes.'
Tori Spelling is shopping a talk show and looking for a 'gay co-host.' The U.S. military says 25% military hopefuls are too fat to serve. A young woman from England had a migraine and woke up with a Chinese accent. A volcanic eruption in Iceland caused over a billion dollars to the travel industry. Radical Muslim threatens South Park creators with death. A thief in Colorado ripped off a man's little finger while stealing the iPad he just bought for his boss. Botox may diminish emotions. Police allow thousands of '4/20' protesters to light up across the country. Acorn CEO calls tea party a 'bowel movement.' Bisexual men sue gay group & claim bias. Larry King's wife had affair with their son's young baseball coach, often watching his show in Larry's bed, while he claims Larry was having an affair with his wife's sister. Heidi Montag wants to get even bigger implants. And Lady Gaga is pushing the envelope way beyond Cher and Madonna...
Need any more proof?
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