FASHION POLICE: Live Blogging the Golden Globes with Alex & DD

Me: Giuliana is wearing all high necks due to bc surgery?

Alex: I don't think so. She wore normal necklines on E news last week. Stacy Kiebler looks nice

Me: Red on red carpet though. Clooney is HUBBA HUBBA

Alex: Always

Me: Kate Winslet looks cool
Me: Wrong color for Modern Family chic

DD: Modern Family mom looks 8 years old

Me: Pretty dress, wrong girl

Alex: I agree. The look doesn't fit Julie Bowen. And the nude is overdone

Me: It's boring like black

DD: Cut off the sleeves dude. But I like the color

Me: Doesn't fit her personality. Too skinny.
Alex: Love, love Octavia's dress. Love lavender on the red carpet

Me: Nice.
Me: Mila in boring black??? Ugh

Alex: No Mila. No black!!! Mila's hair and dress are boring and overdone. Black dress and an up do is so overdone!!!
DD: Oh God, "Angie" looks like mrs. Clause or a candy cane. (We later decided on Cruella Davil)

Me: It's very dressed to kill - literally.

Me: Angelina???

Alex: Angelina is not in black. Crazy!

Me: Points for that

Alex: More jewelry! Brad Pitt's hair is gross.

Me: Always...

Alex: And Angelina is like Claire Danes in that the makeup is a little clowny. Her dress is too structured but not bad

Me: Unusual

Alex: It's Oscars but not Golden Globes

Me: Good point

Alex: So many celebs look Oscar boring to me

Me: Right!

Alex: I want to see fun flirty Golden Globe looks!!

Me: Me too

Me: Angelina looks like a wax figure

(DD's pick for Worst Dressed)

(She wasn't on the red carpet, but I did NOT like this at all)
(Also not on red carpet, but STUNNING) Nicole Kidman is my runner up for best dressed
Me: Don't like Michelle Williams dress

Alex: Michelle Williams... snore

(My runner up for Worst Dress)
DD: I looooove Sarah Highland!!!! :)))))

Alex: Sarah Hyland is a cutie

(DD's pick for Best Dressed)
Alex: Piper is yuck. Way too much drab

Me: Strange

(Alex is tied for Worst Dressed with this one)
DD: We hate Sarah Gellar's fugly blue puke firework dress

Me: Sarah Gellar in tie dye??

Alex: She gets points for trying to be different but it's too much. It's a blue mess...

(Alex is tied with this for Worst Dressed)
Alex: The cute girl from The Help should go back to blonde

Me: Oh yes, Jessica Chastain is a doll

DD: Jessica is BEAUTIFUL

Me: She's TINY. Darling

Me: Kelly Osborne is hideous, frumpy dress & old lady purple hair

(My pick for Worst Dressed)
Alex: I love love Shailene

DD: Shailene could be prettier

Me: This look is too old for her. Needs to have her hair down and wear more of a boho look
Alex: I didn't hate Nicole Richie. Very 60's but too shiny for my taste.

Me: Agree

DD: I hate Nicole Richie. Her outfit is fine, I just think she's.... yuck

Me: She is bleh

Alex: Frieda looks great in peacock blue. She shouldn't have picked that matronly cut dress. But her makeup is good.

Me: Boring

DD: Frieda Pinto!!!!

Me: She's pretty in anything

DD: She should have worn a brighter color
Alex: Elle McPhearson is a freak of nature for looking like she does in her forties

Me: Elle McPh always looks stunning and young... She looks super fab!!!!!!!

DD: Elle McPhearson is a goddess

(My pick for Best Dressed)
Alex: Paula Patton's dress is AWFUL

DD: Paula Patton is a banana

Me: Brunettes not good in yellow

DD: Why do some of them fake laugh while smiling? Banana girl was like scream laughing like a dork at nothing

Alex: I hate the minimal jewelry trend. Sophia needs more bling!!

Me: Totally

DD: Yeah, I agree. she is such a loud girl she needs a louder dress. She played too safe but I haven't seen the whole dress yet. It looks good on her with her coloring

Me: Love her

Alex: Sofia needs to move on from the mermaid cut dress. We get it. You have a good figure.

DD: Ha, there's a shoe cam

Me: Mermaids are still big

Alex: Charlize is AMAZING

Me: Charlize always looks the same

DD: (young adult chic) looks like a Barbie doll princess

Me: She looks very 30's movie star - very Carole Lombard

DD: I like her makeup and the color of her dress and her hair, haha
Alex: Zooey is very modern and pulls it off. Nevermind. Zooey looks like she has sideburns and the dress is odd

Me: Exactly, weird

Me: Zooey looks weird but she's so cute. Her sis is dressed 80's prom
Me: Viola looks fab. Like her
Me: Rooney is a black widow

DD: Rooney looks like a hobo

Alex: Dragon tatoo girl let that role go to her head. Black should be banned.

Me: Yeah, she's a rich girl

Alex: Black dresses just bore on the red carpet. Rooney is like kristin stewart in that her apathetic 'I'm too cool' thing irritates me

DD: SO TRUE, Rooney.... No good

Me: No jewelry???

DD: Emo pony tail kid

Me: Bones are sticking out. Morticia. Adams Family

DD: haha

Alex: AJ and I hate Kristin Wiig's nude blah dress

Me: Worst yet

Alex: And she's a nominee. She had first pick at designer dresses!!

Me: Bad taste

Alex: She's from SNL and Bridesmaids

Me: Right. Way cuter as blonde

Alex: Designers give nominees first choice so Wiig has no excuse

Me: Maybe going for worst dressed

Me: Kate Beckinsale in nude too?!?
Alex: Salma Hayek looks great!! Her dress is like a modern art deco look. I like hair down

Me: She looks 90's. Chanel 15 years ago. Kinda vintage.

Me: Like feathers on Mary K Blige

Alex: Mary J should have picked a more figure flattering dress

Me: I like it though

Alex: Julianne Moore is like Tina Fey in that she wears the same look every red carpet
Me: Love Reese!!

Alex: Reese looks fun!! I like it!!

Me: Sexy for her

Alex: Reese looks very vixen but needs jewelry

Me: Reese is THIN

DD: Ahh! Reese is SOO beautiful, I love her
Me: Glee chic looks uniquely cool in red

DD: DIANA AGRON

Me: Yeah

DD: Like the dress and hair

Me: She's pretty

Me: Jessica Biel in nudish color

DD: looks like a wedding dress

Alex: Jessica Biel looks like she is wearing her grandmother's wedding dress

Me: Or her mom's?
DD: HATE EVAN RACHEL WOOD. SHE'S EVIL. And ugly
Alex: Claire Danes hair and makeup is bad

Me: Yack. I can't STAND this. Looks Star Trek - Beam me up Scottie!!
Me: Jodie Foster is always in silvery color

DD: She looks grandma. Grody
Me: Heidi Klum in nude too

Alex: Heidi Klum pulls off the nude and I love it!!

DD: I actually like her dress and jewelry
Alex: Natalie Portman looks matronly and disappointing
Me: Glee chic looks pretty

Alex: Lea Michelle looks too lizard like

Me: Lea in cut outs too??? Strange

DD: Eww, this glee lea michele looks like a stripper
Alex: Boo to Emma Stone

DD: hahaha I like emma stone's dress

Me: She is cute but ugh dress
Me: Madonna looks pretty good - and young

Alex: Like Madonna's look but lose the gloves
Me: Alba looks prom

Alex: Jessica Alba is my favorite!! Omg Alba is stunning!!!

Me: Alba had a kid 2 mos ago?? She does look good

DD: I think so too, I loved her dress

(Alex's pick for Best Dressed)