"And they lived happily ever after??"

Okay, no offense, but this wedding was such a let down. I guess after seeing Britain's wedding-of a-lifetime with William and Kate, this one just did NOT measure up. Granted the groom is 53 and allegedly this "sailor has a woman in every port," so there's that... Then we hear of illegitimate children and a bride with cold feet who looks like she had to take a Xanax to get down the aisle. And then there's her dress... I don't want to be tacky (really I don't) but this dress is SO disappointing. She has all the money and all the designers to choose from, and THIS is what she chooses?! Boring... I mean here is a 33 year old bride with a great figure (former Olympic swimmer) and this dress is terribly blahse. And Prince Albert is in uniform, but just doesn't have the charisma that William did. Even the guests weren't as fun as the big English wedding. Some of them wore hats and even THOSE were disappointing. And what's with the flower girl's dresses? They are part Austrian and part Chinese??

I guess William and Kate's wedding was a hard act to follow...