"The Show Must Go On..."

Well, I'm in a snarky mood, so think I will critique these two holy matrimonies today... Kate Moss has the gall to wear a virgin white dress?! I think I've seen more photos of her doing cocaine than normal modeling pix.
And look at THIS awkward kiss - yack - that's what SHE's thinking. A Paris newspaper is standing by their story two days ago that Charlene Wittstock bought a one-way plane ticket back to South Africa where she's from. Now dubbed "Runaway Bride," (wow, another blonde gold digger with second thoughts about marrying for money) this woman is said to have found out about Prince Albert of Monaco's second love child... She DID go through with it today in a civil ceremony, with a very formal wedding scheduled for tomorrow that they hope will rival his mother's wedding to Prince Rainier in 1956.

Guess she's no Grace Kelly...