"The blonde leading the blonde..."

Oh pulleeeaaase!! Why are these people getting so much press!!?? Ugh... the country's going to hell in a handbasket and all we see is this stupid stuff about Hugh Hefner. Yes, we all get it. Hugh's not getting as much attention as he used to, so he asks one of his blondes to marry him and film the whole thing for the Lifetime channel. He's 85, she's 25. I guess the name of the film was to be Gold Digger to Trophy Wife? Just kidding. That would be too honest. No, when they interview Crystal (who they've now dubbed "Runaway Bride") she first says the reason she left him at the altar was that she "wasn't his only girl." Really?? And that's a SURPRISE? No, she just figures we'll all side with her on that one. But when interviewed further, she doesn't like the curfew he gives her or the "lawyers." Okay, now we're talking. She didn't like what she got in the prenup. We get it.

Then his old flame, Holly Madison (see blonde on left) takes "Hef's" side and says Crystal is tacky to go to Vegas on the night she was supposed to get married. And we're supposed to think SHE is the one with morals?? The whole thing is disgusting and they are all getting what they deserve.

Can we move on now?