"Everybody love/hates a train wreck..."

This is a real person!! AAAAAaaaaaaaaahh!! She is a mother of four from Mexico known as the vampire woman... She had titanium 'horns' (like Lady Gag me) implanted into her skull, dental implants to give her fangs, contacts to give her the creepy eyes, and tattoos on almost 100% of her body. She claims to live a 'normal life' in Mexico. Uh - huh...
Here is a 55 year old woman who has had 52 cosmetic procedures over the years, but says only 14 of those were "full scale" under anesthesia.
Here is an example of a really botched boob job.... she needs to get her money back....
And of course Heidi Montag, whom I've written about a lot because this fascinates me in a train wreck sort of way. She had 10 plastic surgeries in one day that cleaned out her bank account and left her less attractive than she was before her surgery. She looks like a mannequin now... This is her this week at a hair salon, and as they were blowdrying her hair, she's trying to keep her nose from melting.
And speaking of Heidi, I read today that she will do the reality show from hell with the ones we love to drop our jaw at... Jake Pavelka from The Bachelor, who continues to seek fame no matter HOW embarressing.